The Owl and the Pussycat disdained the sea
They chose waters more secluded and calm
“We want a life more private,” said he,
More time for each other, they did agree
“An outboard perhaps, no oars to interfere”
“No rude-rude Evinrude with all it’s nasty noise” said she
“Worry not, my dearest one,
We shall putt-putt along with a little Yamaha”
The punt boat was made genteel in this way
Giving them more time to spoon in their quiet hidden bay

by Doug Mathewson