So this guy was named Philbert or something, I said.

That Filbert, what a nut!, You exclaimed.

Who’s Philbert? Your moron boy friend asked.

No no, it’s just a joke!, You declared.

Your idiot boyfriend didn’t believe you, I saw.

He squirmed and simmered uncomfortably,

(the mention of another man),

you enjoyed it, I shook my head

by – Doug Mathewson