re: “WHAT’S NEW FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS”
-an informative note from Lolita and her disturbing friend Twink-

re: “INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME “
-they must know something great about my future-

re: “ON-LINE PHARMACY VIAGRA FOR LESS”
-they must know something terrible about my future-

re: “FREE SHIPPING VICTORIA’S SECRET”
-completely disingenuous, how much can a Brazilian cut panties weigh?-

re: “RUSSIAN BRIDES YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL”
-why couldn’t have Ronnie Wood just thought things through?-

re: “SPLIT FOURTEEN MILLION SWISS FRANCS”
-how can I say no to the Fiance Minister of Nigeria, but why does he
have a post office box in Reno Nevada?-

by-Doug Mathewson