So this guy was named Philbert or something, I said.
That Filbert, what a nut!, You exclaimed.
Who’s Philbert? Your moron boy friend asked.
No no, it’s just a joke!, You declared.
Your idiot boyfriend didn’t believe you, I saw.
He squirmed and simmered uncomfortably,
(the mention of another man),
you enjoyed it, I shook my head
by – Doug Mathewson