Dateline Hollywood :
Hollywood ’s A, B, and C lists turned out last night for a gala fund raiser
coinciding with the release of the Mira-Maxx’s production “King Kong VII”.
Many original works of art were donated to benefit Hollywood ’s “Home for
The Visually Unpleasant Program”. Unquestionable the largest piece was an
amazing work donated by Paris Hilton! This three story high installation piece of the
mighty ape was made entirely of underpants Ms. Hilton had lost or discarded
while attending various red-carpet events this fall. With bejeweled thong eyes,
shimmering silk panty teeth, and comic “hello-kitty” flannel fingers this imposing
sight was certainly a crowd pleaser! Paris kindly removed the hot-pink pair of skimpy
boy-shorts she was wearing for photographers, adding them to the sculpture.
Noted Jovian commentator Mumpart Blagghart remarked “for a skinny assed woman, she has such a big heart.”