Real short, but all you need. That’s the point of Flash fic isn’t it? From another era in American life, universal family stuff I guess.
NOTE: 4/25/17 this piece is now up online at The Literary End literaryend.blogspot.com What they do is post short fiction accompanied by a photo of someone or somethings butt. I got a pug’s ass. Thank you very much.
Your mother had had three drinks.
Mine just finished number four.
Soon the fur will fly.